23
Feb

Lawyer Joke

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.

The Godfather asked the accountant, Wheres the three million bucks you embezzled from me?

The accountant didnt answer.

The Godfather asked again, Wheres the three million bucks you embezzled from me?

The attorney interrupted, Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you.

The Godfather said, Well, ask him where the @#!* money is.

The attorney, using sign language, asked the accountant where the three million dollars was.

The accountant signed back, I dont know what youre talking about.

The attorney interpreted to the Godfather, He doesnt know what youre talking about.

The Godfather pulled out a pistol, put it to the temple of the accountant, cocked the trigger and said, Ask him again where the @#!* money is!

The attorney signed to the accountant, He wants to know where it is!

The accountant signed back, Okay! Okay! The moneys hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!

The Godfather asked, Well, what did he say?

The attorney interpreted to the Godfather, He said that you dont have the guts to pull the trigger.

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