Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him.

Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.

Your honor, he said, I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine.

Why ? asked the judge. He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for?

Well, your honor, replied Carlson, I didnt have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole.