Lawyer On His Deathbed

A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40years by his bedside. "Jack, Ive got to confess. Ive been sleeping with your wifefor 30 years and Im the father of your daughter, Hillary. On top of that, Ive beenstealing from the firm for a decade.""Relax," says Jack, "anddont think another thing about it. Im the one who put arsenic in your martini."

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