Lawyers and sharks

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Question: Why dont sharks bite lawyers?
Answer: Professional courtesy.

Question: If a skunk and a lawyer both get hit by cars and are lying in the middle of the road, how do you tell them apart?
Answer: The skunk has skid marks in front of it.


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