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Feb

Lawyers v. The Bear

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear.

The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.

The second lawyer looked at him and said, Youre crazy! Youll never be able to outrun that bear!

I dont have to, the first lawyer replied. I only have to outrun you.

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