13
Sep

Lay Down the Rules!

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:



Ill be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want – and I dont expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. Ill go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and dont you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?



His new bride said, No, thats fine with me. Just understand that therell be sex here at seven oclock every night – whether youre here or not.

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