05
Jun

Lazy husband doesnt do anything

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? its been flickering for weeks now.

He looks at her and says angrily, Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I dont think so!

The wife asks, Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It wont close right.

Fix the fridge door? … Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I dont think so., replies the husband.

Fine, she says, Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? Theyre about to break.

Im not a damn carpenter and I dont want to fix steps, he says. Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I dont think so. Ive had enough of you. Im going to the bar!!!

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out.

As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

Honey, he asks, Howd all this get fixed?

She said, Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.

So what kind of cake did you bake him?, asks the husband.

She replies, Hellooooo … do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I dont think so!

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