Lecture on Supernatural

A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: How many people here believe in ghosts?

About 90 students raise their hands. Well thats a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think youve ever seen a ghost? About 40 students raise their hands. Thats really good. Im really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. Thats a great response.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost? 3 students raise their hands. Thats fantastic.

But let me ask you one question further… Have any of you ever made love to a ghost? One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, Son, all the years Ive been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. Youve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.

The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor says, Well, tell us what its like to have sex with a ghost.

The student replies, Ghost?!? Sheeyit….. From back there it sounded like you said goats.

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