Leroy was a 17 year
Leroy was a 17 year old ninth grader. Leroy got this homework assignment
in his Ebonics class. All he had to do was use each of the following words
in a sentence. The following is how he completed the assignment.
Rectum: I had two Caddilacs but my ol lady rectum.
Hotel : I gave my woman da crabs and da hotel evabody.
Odyssey : I told my bro, man, you odyssey da tits on da hoe.
Stain : My muda-in-law axed me if Im stain for dinna agin.
Seldom : My cousin give me tickets to da Warriors game so I seldom.
Penis : I went to da docta an he hanned me a cup and said penis.
Foreclose : If I pay alimony dis munf, Id have no muny foreclose.
Undermine : Dares a fine lookin hoe livin in da partmunt undermine.
Disappointment : My parole offcer tel me if I miss disappointment he
gonna kill me
Tripoli : I was gonne buy my ol lady a bra but I coudnt find no
Tripoli
Income : I just got in bed wit dis hoe and income my wife
Honor : At da rape trial da judge axed my bro who be honor first.
Fortify : I axed da hoe how much and she said fortify.
Israel : Alphonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said man dat looks
fake and he said no Leroy, Israel.
Leroy got an A on his assignment.
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