02
Oct

Leroys Vocabulary Test (adult themes)

Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment.

Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Heres what he handed in:

  1. HONOR ROLL
    We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.

  2. PLANET
    I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.

  3. DISMAY
    I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, DISMAY hurt a little.

  4. OMELETTE
    Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.

  5. STAIRWAY
    When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.

  6. MOBILE
    I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, Gimme one MOBILE.

  7. DEFENSE
    I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.

  8. AFRO
    I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.

  9. AFTERMATH
    I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.

  10. LOCKET
    I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

  11. DOMINEERING
    My girlys birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.

  12. KENYA
    I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

  13. DERANGE
    DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.

  14. DATA
    At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, DATA boy!

  15. COPULATE
    I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, COPULATE!

  16. FASCINATE
    My girlys titties are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE.

  17. BEWARE
    I asked the man at the unemployment office, Is this BEWARE I get a job?

  18. DIMENSION
    I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION hung like a horse.

  19. COATROOM
    The judge said, One more outburst like that, and youll be thrown out the COATROOM.

  20. DECIDE
    I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of bitches on DECIDE.

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