Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment.

Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Heres what he handed in:

1. HONOR ROLL
   We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.

2. PLANET
   I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.

3. DISMAY
   I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, DISMAY hurt a little.

4. OMELETTE
   Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.

5. STAIRWAY
   When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.

6. MOBILE
   I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, Gimme one MOBILE.

7. DEFENSE
   I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.

8. AFRO
   I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.

9. AFTERMATH
   I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.

10. LOCKET
    I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

11. DOMINEERING
    My girlys birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.

12. KENYA
    I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

13. DERANGE
    DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.

14. DATA
    At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, DATA boy!

15. COPULATE
    I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, COPULATE!

16. FASCINATE
    My girlys titties are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE.

17. BEWARE
    I asked the man at the unemployment office, Is this BEWARE I get a job?

18. DIMENSION
    I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION hung like a horse.

19. COATROOM
    The judge said, One more outburst like that, and youll be thrown out the COATROOM.

20. DECIDE
    I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of bitches on DECIDE.