A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic

examination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come into

the exam room. He instructs her to get up onto the table and place

her feet in the stirrups.

As he is examining her she hears him saying mmmm… mmmhmmm. He

completes the examination, instructs her to dress and then meet him

in his office when she is done.

In his office she asks him if there was anything unusual that he

observed during the exam because she could not help but hear his

non-verbal comments.

Oh, that he says. I was just admiring you. You have the cleanest

vaginal area that I have ever seen in all my years of practice.

The young woman proudly smiled and replied, Why thank you! I have a

woman come in twice a week and clean it!