16
Apr

Letters to God — Part 2

The following are letters from children to GOD.





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Dear GOD, If You give me a genie lamp like Alladin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set.

-Raphael







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Dear GOD, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.

-Danny







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Dear GOD, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

-Larry







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Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.

-Sam







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Dear GOD, You dont have to worry about me. I always look both ways.

-Dean







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Dear GOD, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

-Ruth M.







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Dear GOD, I think about You sometimes even when Im not praying.

-Elliott







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Dear GOD, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.

-Nan







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Dear GOD, Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.

-Rob







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Dear GOD, My brother told me about being born but it doesnt sound right. Theyre just kidding, arent they?

-Marsha







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Dear GOD, If You watch me in church Sunday, Ill show You my new shoes.

-Mickey D.







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Dear GOD, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris





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Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna





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Dear GOD: The bad people laughed at Noah – You made an ark on dry land you fool. But he was smart, he stuck with You. Thats what I would do.

-Eddie







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Dear GOD, I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already.

-Charles







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Dear GOD, I didnt think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!

-Eugene

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