A liberal came upon a genie and said, Youre a genie. Can you grant
me three wishes?

The genie replied, Yes, but only if youre feeling generous enough to
share your good fortune.

The liberal said, Im a liberal. Im always happy to share.

The genie said, Okay, then, whatever you wish for, Ill give every
conservative in the country two of it. Whats your first wish?

I would like a new sports car.

Okay, youve got it, and every conservative in the country gets two
sports cars. Whats your second wish?

Id like a million dollars.

Okay, you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million
dollars. Whats your third and final wish?

Well, Ive always wanted to donate a kidney.