Life as an egg

So you think your life is bad.

Just think how bad the life of the egg is…

You only get laid once!

You only get eaten once!

It takes 4 minutes to get hard

2 minutes to get soft

You have to share a box with 11 other guys

And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother.

(Now dont you feel better)

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