Life as an egg

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So you think your life is bad.



Just think how bad the life of the egg is…



You only get laid once!



You only get eaten once!



It takes 4 minutes to get hard



2 minutes to get soft



You have to share a box with 11 other guys



And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother.





(Now dont you feel better)


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