06
Mar

Lion and rabbit

One day, the lion, the mighty king of the jungle make new law: Animals not allowed drink alcohol. In the next day lion goes to control how the new law works. There are all O.K., only rabbit is drunken.

Whats problem, rabbit, arnt you dont know the new law?
Big grief, big grief, lion, my vife leave me!
O.K., rabbit, that time I forgive you.

In the next day lion again goes control animals and founds rabbit drunken:

Whats problem, rabbit, arnt you dont know the new law?
Big joy, big joy, lion, my wife come back to me!
O.K., rabbit, that time I forgive you, but in the last time. If one more time I see you are drunken, I f**k you.

In next day lion again goes control order in the jungle. All O.K., but he never cant find rabbit. At last he find lake and rabbits ears from the water. Lion takes its and take out full drunken rabbit from the water.

Rabbit, do you know, whot Ill do with you?
But who are you?
I am lion, the mighty king of animals!
Then go f**k your animals, but us, fishes, dont touch!

Sory my english!

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