Little boy asks to go to the toilet

Theres a little boy at school and asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet.

Okay says the teacher. But first youve got to say the alphabet.

They boy says the alphabet: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z.

What happened to the p? asked the teacher.

Its running down my leg, Miss.

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