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City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street
when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside
him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa
bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl
said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike
over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The
cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
light on the back of it." The young girl looked
up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he
sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked
up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."