Little Girls Questions

A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother How old are you? Mommy says Honey, women dont talk about their age, youll learn later on in life.

The girl then asks, Mommy, how much do you weigh? Mommy says, Thats another thing women dont talk about, youll find out when you are grown up.

The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce? Mommy says, Honey, that is a subject that hurt me very much, and I dont want to talk about it now.

The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and her mothers conversation. The girlfriend says, All you have to do is sneak a look at your mothers drivers license. Its just like a report card, it tells you everything.

The little girl and her mother are shopping again. The girl says, Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old. Her mommy is very shocked! She asks Sweetheart how did you do that?

The girl shrugs and says, I just know, and I know how much you weigh. You weigh 120 pounds. The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, Where did you learn that?

The little girl says, I just know, thats all, and I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an F in sex!

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