Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud
noises coming from his parents bedroom. He got out of
bed and walked down the hall towards his parents room.
Before he made it to the end of the hall, the noises
had ceased and the bathroom light had gone on. Little
Johnny walked into the bathroom and saw his father
removing a used condom.

Daddy, what are you doing? asked little Johnny.

His father looked around nervously wondering what
he could tell his son.

I, um, Im just checking out the bathroom for mice.
replied his father.

Johnny looked at his father with a gaze of confusion
and said, Well, what are you doing? Fucking them?