13
Feb

Little old lady in a porno-shop

A little old lady with blue hair entered the marital aids shop and asked in a quivering voice, Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-dildos h-here?

The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old ladys appearance in his shop, answered Uh, yes, maam. We do.

The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, D-do y-you ha-aave any ab-bb-bout th-this l-long?

Well, yes maam, we do. We have several that size.

Forming a 5 circle with her fingers, she then asked, A-are an-nny ofth-them about thi-is b-big ar-round-d?

Well… Yes, a few of them are about that big.

D-do aa-ny of th-them ha-ave a vv-ii-bra-a-ator?

Yes, Maam, one of them does.

W-Wel-ll, h-how d-do y-you t-turn it off?

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