Little Old Man

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in
a chair on his porch. I couldnt help noticing
how happy you look, she said. Whats your secret
for a long happy life?I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, he said.
I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty
foods, and never exercise.Thats amazing, the woman said. How old are you?Twenty-six! he said.

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