25
Aug

Little Race Car

Once there was a little boy named Jimmy. One day jimmy asked his Dad if he could take a shower with him. His Dad said OK but dont look down. So they got in and Jimmy looked down and said Daddy whats that? His Dad said that is my limo. That same day Jimmy asked his mother if he could take a shower with her. She said OK but only if you dont look up and you dont look down. So they got in and Jimmy looked up and asked What are those? and his mom said those are my head lights. Then Jimmy looked down and he asked his mom What is that? She said that is my garage. Jimmy said Oh! Later that evening Jimmy decided that he wanted to sleep with his parents in their bed. They said OK but dont look under the covers. The next morning at the breakfast table Jimmy exclamed

Mommy! Last night I squeesed your head lights to make them turn on but it didnt work! Jimmy! his mother yelled. Why did you do that? Well, Jimmy began, Daddy was trying to park his limo in your garage but my little sports car beat him in!

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