Once upon a time. Little Red Riding Hoods mother (being concerned about the increase in violence in rural America) gave Little Red a .45 caliber gun for protection. Little Red kept this gun in her basket.

One summer day while on the way to her grandmothers house, a big bad wolf jumped out from behind a tree and howled Im going to fuck your brains out!

Little Red pulled out her gun from the basket and calmly replied: Oh no youre not, youre going to eat me like the story says.