Little Red Riding Hood was

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly
the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to
her throat, said, Red, Im going to screw your brains out! To that, Little
Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a
.44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, No youre not! Youre going
to eat me, just like it says in the book!

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