Ralph takes his wife, Mildred, to the livestock show. As they walk past the pens
holding the bulls, Mildred notices a sign by the first bull stating: This bull
mated 50 times last year.
Mildred turns to her husband and says, You could learn from him.
They proceed to the next bull and his sign states: This bull mated 100 times
last year.
Mildred turns to Ralph and says, This one mated twice a week! You can learn
from this bull, also.
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: This bull mated 365 times
last year.
The Mildreds mouth drops open and exclaims, Wow! He mated every single day of
the year! You could really learn a lot from this bull.
Ralph turns to Mildred and smiles, I doubt if he mated 365 times with the same
old cow.