Logical Laws & Accurate Axioms
You can always tell a really good idea by the enemies it makes.
–Programmers axiom
Everything always takes twice as long and costs four times as much as you
planned. –Programmers axiom
Its never the technical stuff that gets you in trouble, its the
personalities and the politics. –Programmers saying
Living with a programmer is easy. All you need is the patience of a saint.
–Programmers spouses saying
Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to
produce idiot-proof programs, and the Universe which strives to produce bigger
idiots. –Software engineers saying
So far the Universe is winning.
–Applications programmers
saying
The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering
iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea.
–Computer saying
You cant do just one thing.
–Campbells Law of everything
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
–Murphys law #1024
…and sometimes the real trick is telling the difference.
–Murphys law #1024a
Whenever you use a jump, be sure of your destination address.
–Programmers saying
If you eat
a live toad first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen all day
long.
–California saying
To you or the toad? –Nivens restatement of
California saying
…well, most of the time, anyway.
–Programmers caveat to
Nivens restatement of
California saying
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