Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie. I called mine Sex.

Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex.

He said I would like to have one too then I said but this is a dog

He said he didnt care what she looked like.

Then I said but you dont understand I have had Sex since I was 9 years old.

He replied that I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.

I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for me and my wife and a separate room for Sex.

He said every room in this place is for sex.

I said you dont understand Sex keeps me awake all night and the clerk replied me too.

I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.

Another contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.

He told me that I could have sold tickets for that but you dont understand, I hope to have Sex on T.V.

He called me a Show off.

When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.

I said Your honor I had sex before we were married

The judge said me too.

Then I told him that after we were married sex left me.

He replied me too.

Last night Sex ran off again I spent hours looking around for him.

A cop came over and asked me What are you doing wandering around the alleys at 4:AM.

I replied I am looking for Sex

My case comes up in court on Friday.