10
Jun

Losing my connection

Losing My Connection

by Alan Zacher

to the tune of Losing My Religion

(Apologies to REM)

Windoze is bigger

Its bigger than Earth

But not quite as big as

The things that I must do now

To upgrade all my stuff

Oh no I need more RAM

I set it up

Thats me in the corner

Thats me on the help line

Losing my connection

Trying to keep up with Linux

And I dont know if I can do it

Oh no I need more RAM

I havent bought enough

I thought that I heard you laughing

I thought that I heard you Ping!

I think I thought I saw a GPF

Every nightmare

Of velour vest wearing Borg, Im

Purchasing new hardware

Trying to cool my CPU

Like a Pentium that become a 286

Oh no I need more RAM

Resistance is futile.

Consider this

The OS of the century

Consider this

The OS that brought me

To my knees failed

Now all these open apps have

Come crashing down

Now I need more RAM

I thought that I heard you laughing

I thought that I heard you Ping!

I think I thought I saw a GPF

But that was just a dream

I hope that was a dream …

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