Im worried that Im losing my wifes love, the husband told the counseller.

Has she started to neglect you? Not at all, the dejected man replied. She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, shes a great cook, the house is always neat, and she keeps the kids out of my hair. She even lets me choose the television shows we watch, or says she has a headache.

So whats the problem?

Maybe Im just being too sensitive, the husband ventured, but at night, when she thinks Im sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, Die! Die, you son of a bitch!