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Sep

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Three guys are coming back from a hunting trip, when thier truck breaks down. The 1st guy says I think I saw a farm house back down the road about a mile. So they start walking and by the time they get thier its getting dark. They ask the lady that lives in the house if they can use her phone, she says I aint got a phone but yer welcome to stay here for the night, as long as you dont make fun of my son because he dont have any ears



So they are all siting around the T.V. with thier own section of the newspaper. The first guy looks up at the boy and says take care of your teeth because when you get old like me you wont have any





The second guy looks up over the section of news paper he has and says boy…you better take good care of your hair because when you get old like me you wont have any





So then the third guy looks up at the boy and says boy you better take good care of your eyes because when you get old you wont be able to wear glasses because you aint got no ears.

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