17
Jul

Love, Lust, or Marriage?

How do you know if youre in love, in lust, or really married?

LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

LUST – When your tongues meet across a crowded room.

MARRIAGE – When you lose your child in crowded room.

LOVE – When intercourse is called making love.

LUST – When intercourse is called screwing.

MARRIAGE – What the hell are you talking about?

LOVE – When you argue over how many children to have.

LUST – When you argue over who gets the wet spot.

MARRIAGE – When you argue over money.

LOVE – When you share everything you own.

LUST – When you steal everything they own.

MARRIAGE – When the bank owns everything.

LOVE – When it doesnt matter if you dont climax.

LUST – When the relationship is over if you dont climax.

MARRIAGE – Whats a climax?

LOVE – When you write poems about your partner.

LUST – When all you write is your phone number.

MARRIAGE – When all you write is checks.

LOVE – When you show concern for your partners feelings.

LUST – When you couldnt give a shit.

MARRIAGE – When your only concern is whats on TV.

LOVE – When your heart flutters everytime you see them.

LUST – When your groin twitches everytime you see them.

MARRIAGE – When your wallet empties everytime you see them.

LOVE – When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.

LUST – When the song on the radio determines how you do it.

MARRIAGE – When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE – When youre only interested in doing things with your partner.

LUST – When youre only interested in doing things TO your partner.

MARRIAGE – When youre only interested in your golf score.

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