love thy neighbor?

one day moshe cohen goes to the rabbi to ask for advice.he says to the rabbirabbi,i feel very unholy

ive been very bad to other people.

moshesays the rabbi (for he knows him well)the torah says to love thy neighbor like you love yourself.

i knowsays moshewhat should i do?

so the rabbi saysgo to you front window and stick out your tongue.

gee,thankssays moshewill that make me holy?

no,says the rabbibut the man opposite your front

window refused to donate tzedakah to the shul

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