17
Feb

Lovers Quarrel

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever.

Yeah she replies, When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.

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