After a long period of unemployment, a lumberjack finally succeeds in finding work. After six months of being out in the boonies and being totally bored to death during his off-hours, he asks one of his coworkers:

Ya know, Ive been out here in the middle of nowhere for six months now, and Im dying for some excitement. Any women around here?

His friend answers Sorry, Bud, no women around here, but if its excitement you really want, tell ya what… Theres an old cabin down by the riverbank, and an old guy namea Charlie lives there. If you dont mind spending a little money, Charlie will show you the time of your life.

NO. NO WAY!! I DONT GO IN FOR THAT KINDA STUFF!! WHAT THE HELL DYOU THINK I AM, ANYWAY?

Okay, but youre gonna be out here for a long time…

I dont care. Im not doing anything like that, so forget it.

And so…

Six months after this conversation took place, the fella goes back to his friend and sez…

I cant hack this anymore. Im going out of my mind from boredom. Six months ago, you told me about old Charlie down by the riverbank. How much will it cost to spend one night with the guy?

His friend answers Five hundred dollars.

FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS?? WHY IN GODS NAME DOES IT COST SO MUCH?

Well, theres two hundred for Charlie, and $100 apiece for each of the 3 guys who have to hold Charlie down. You see, old Charlie dont go for that kinda stuff either.