09
Nov

Lumber Yard

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.
One of the men walked in the office and said, We need some four-by-twos.
The clerk said, You mean two-by-fours, dont you?
The man said, Ill go check, and went back to the truck.
He returned in a minute and said, Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.
Alright. How long do you need them?
The customer paused for a minute and said, Id better go check.
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, A long time. Were gonna build a house.

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