A Blonde, a Redhead and a Brunette go into a bar. The bartender tells them there is a magic mirror in the ladies room, if you say one true thing you will recieve the desire of your heart, but if you tell a lie you will be sucked into the mirror forever.

The Redhead walks in and says, I think I am the most intelligent woman here and *poof* a million dollars falls in her hands.

The Brunette walks in and says, I think I am the most beautiful woman here and *poof* the keys to a Mustang fall into her hands.

Next the Blonde walks in and says, I think… and *poof* she disappears into the mirror forever.