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Mar

Make Him Happy

The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. Mom, she said, I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy.

The mother took a deep breath and began, When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing…

I know how to fuck, mother, the bride-to-be interrupted. I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna!

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