25
Mar
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. Mom, she said, I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy.
The mother took a deep breath and began, When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing…
I know how to fuck, mother, the bride-to-be interrupted. I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna!