Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby.

Stop! You cant do this! exclaimed the brother.

And why not? asked Stan. Dont you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?

Stan said nothing.

The brother grew impatient, Cmon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle.

Stan couldnt take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, Youre SURE you want a nephew?

Yes, the brother replied. It would be an honor!

Well congratulations, youre holding him!