A mom of an 8 year old boy was awaiting her sons arrival from school. As he ran in, he said he needed to talk to her about making babies. He claimed he knew about the development of a fetus but didnt understand the answer to that million dollar question. Namely, how did the sperm get into the woman?

The mom asked the boy what he thought the answer was. The boy said that the sperm is manufactured in the mans stomach, it rises up to his chest, then throat, and into his mouth whereupon he kisses the woman and deposits the sperm into her mouth.

The mom told her boy that that was a good guess, but wrong. She said that she would give him a hint…that the sperm came out of the mans penis.

Suddenly, the boys face became quite red and he said, YOU MEAN YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THAT THING!!??