Male Bashing

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can understand them.

How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?

Two ways to cross a river.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Man said to God: God, why did you amke woman so beautiful?

God replied, So you would lover her.

But God, the man says, why did you make her so dumb?

God said: So she would love you.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

Forty-five pounds.

And what is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?

Forty-five Minutes

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