09
Jun
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can understand them.
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
Man said to God: God, why did you amke woman so beautiful?
God replied, So you would lover her.
But God, the man says, why did you make her so dumb?
God said: So she would love you.
What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
Forty-five pounds.
And what is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
Forty-five Minutes