Thingy (thing-ee) n.

female: Any part under a cars hood.

male: The strap fastener on a womans bra.

Lesbian (lez-bee-an) n.

female: A woman who makes love to other women.

male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch.

Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

female: Fully opening up ones self emotionally to another.

male: Playing baseball without a cup.

Remote Control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

male: A device for scanning through all 25 channels every 2
minutes.

Communication (ko-muu-ni-kay-shon) n.

female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with ones
partner.

male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a
weekend with the guys.

Bum (bum) n.

female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured
makes look bigger.

male: The organ for mooning (and farting).

Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.

female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with ones
girlfriend.

Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

female: A good movie, concert, play or book.

male: Sex

Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.

female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.

male: An endless source of entertainment, self-statement and
male bonding.

Making Love (may-king luv) n.

female: The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.

male: What women do while the man is screwing her.