Ur mama is like a 5 ft basketball hoop…

everybody scores!!!





Your mama is like a vacum cleaner…



she sucks, she blows, then you put her back in the closet





Your mama is so fat…



when she steps on the scale it says to be continued





when she wears high heals she strikes oil





your mama is so old…





she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade





she has Mosess pager number





she broke the Liberty Bell





she owes Saint Peter a nickle