A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Bill Clinton comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, Clinton is a horses ass.

Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the first guy off his barstool, then stomps out.

He gets back up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer. Shortly after, Hillary Clinton appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, She is a horses ass too!

Out of nowhere, another local punches him in the other side of the face, knocking him off his barstool again.

He gets back up and looks at the bartender, I take it this is Clinton country?

Nope. replies the bartender. Horse country.