Manhattan with a Plum

A girl walks into a bar and asks for a manhattan with a plum in it.

The bartender says, You mean a cherry.

She says, No, I mean a plum.

The bartender says, Look lady, Ive been tending bar for 20 years and youre the first person thats ever asked for a manhattan with a plum. Where did you ever get that idea?

She said, Well, about 3 years ago I lost my cherry, and Ive been plumb crazy ever since!

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