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May

Marriage & Death (macabre)

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband gave his wife a gift – a tombstone, with the inscription: HERE LIES MY WIFE – COLD AS EVER.

Later the furious wife bought a return present – also a tombstone – on which the inscription read :HERE LIES MY HUSBAND – STIFF AT LAST.

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