Marriage and Divorce joke #11029

A woman hurries home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!!!

The husband says, Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Doesnt matter, she says. Just get the hell out!

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