Maw is outside hanging up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse.

Paw says, All right, Maw. Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it and says, Maw, there aint nothin wrong with this here outhouse!

Maw says, Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole.

Paw says, I aint puttin my head in that there hole!

Maw says, Well your gonna have to if youre gonna fix the problem!

So Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind ya) and then hollers, Maw, there aint nothin wrong with this here outhouse!

Maw hollers, Now pull your head out of the hole.

Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beards stuck in the wood cracks in the seat!

Maw says, Aggravatin, aint it?