People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.Never read the fine print. There aint no way youre going to like it.If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.The only two things we do with greater frequency in our old age are urinate and attend funerals.The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.To err is human, to forgive – highly unlikely.Do you realize that in about 40 years, well have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?Money cant buy happiness — but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.After a certain age, if you dont wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- No sex for an eagle!
- Texan measurments (adult theme)
- Jones or Lewinsky?
- Learning through LifeSavers
- Reply to Wile E. Coyote v. ACME Company suit
- Problems with Hare-lips
- You have the right to … (adult)
- Olive, the 10th Reindeer
- Dumb Pick up lines
- Tee Shirt Lines
- New and unabridged
- A lucky miner in South America
- T-shirt with caption situated over her left breast
- Snails Pace