22
Sep

May The Pants Be With You

Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word Pants for key words: Weve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down. The pants may not look like much, kid, but theyve got it where it counts. I find your lack of pants disturbing. Many bobans died to bring us these pants. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it. Han will have those pants down. Weve got to give him more time! General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home. TK-421… Why arent you in your pants? Lock the door. And hope they dont have pants. You are unwise to lower your pants. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board. You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark. Luke… Help me remove these pants. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants. That blast came from those pants. That things operational! Luke…..I am your pants. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master. Dont worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. Maybe youd like it back in your pants, your highness. Luke, search your pants. You know it is true. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one… Your sister! Jabba doesnt have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser. Short pants is better than no pants at all.

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