Sometime ago there was a list of reasons why beer is better than women;
the women responded with their reasons why cucumbers are better than
men. Heres an attempt at making peace..

9 Reasons Why Beer May Not Be As Great As Women.

1. A beer bottle doesnt look any better with its labels off.
   
2. Peeling off beer labels isnt as much fun.
   
3. You can suck a beer at only one spot.
   
4. Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake.
   
5. The bottom of a beer can isnt very interesting.
   
6. You cant eat a beer.
   
7. You cant buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday.
   
8. Theres a law about driving after having too many beers
   
9. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer.
   

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